Something that I learned long ago, the hard way , is that the LAST thing you tell a woman you want to have sex with is, "Hey, I want to have sex with you!". For some reason women seem to prefer deception. Don't believe me? Go into a bar(or library) and find a woman that you feel is attractive. (Wether she is or not is irrelevant.) Walk up to her and say, " I find you physically attractive and would like to know; what it would take to have intercourse with you this evening?". She will slap you, or ignore you, or try to be clever if other people are around. End result - no pussy. However, take same situation and instead of that sex line, tell her how her eyes accentuate her [pick one] purse/ hair color/ outfit/ smile etc. Then allow her to drone on about [pick one] school/ work/ ex-boyfriend/ father/ money/ her shoes, and how much it [pick one] sucks/ rocks/ could be better/ is the best its ever been. Anyway, if you have the patience for drivel and a knack for deception (faking interest when you would rather hang yourself than hear another word is deceptive), that same girl may spread her legs for you that very same evening. Why this is has always perplexed me; would it not make more sense for a person to have their honesty rewarded by the same honesty? A simple "Yes you're hot, lets go!(but buy me liquor first)" or "No, but thank you for noticing/ being honest!" I believe women think the same things, they just won't say them.
None of that matters, it just brings me to my topic of women's breasts. When speaking to a woman, wether she is a friend or someone you are trying to fuck, DO NOT look at her tits! Most men know this but they do it anyway. Women call you out on it too. So, not enjoying the embarrassment that goes along with being caught ogling a set of cans, I never look. When it will be noticed.
If you agree with me so far, that this is the correct way to act around the fairer sex, then explain women that get breast implants to me. Think about it, we spend our entire lives trying not to be boorish and stare, and then they set you up with, "Look! I just got new tits! Want to see them?". That is a trick question. There is no right answer. Personally, I like to toy with them and act like I can't tell the difference. Kind of like ‘oh, those weren't there before?'. That really sets there ‘I am not getting enough attention' radar off. They will go out of their way to show you then. Well what the hell would I want to see them for anyway? They're not mine. You got new tits? Good for you. You going to let me fuck ‘em? No? Too honest, huh? I think I will just stick with ignoring you.
All you girls with fake tits, and large natural tits, should get together, while wearing some cleavage- showing outfits, in a bathroom, with like 2000 mirrors, so you can scrutinize each and every angle imaginable. Each one of you could find a mirror that makes yours look perfect! Then you can complain about how guys only stare at them when talking to you, and seem only to want to touch them.
Whatever. Gay people have it easy.
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