Good fucking lord, I just read that last post by my partner and I want to apologize to strippers everywhere. And I must say, I would never stank any girl, or eat her on her rag. Peeing on her in the shower though..........that's actually pretty fun. But, then again, that's coming from a guy that has an obsession with Peter Norths size and duration of orgasm. I believe that is my way of coming as close to that as I can.
On that subject, I am not sure when I first developed any particular fetish that I have, let alone that one; its genital to genital peeing only, and exclusively in the shower. It may have started back when I was in high school. I was 16 and I was ‘dating' and 18 year old. I was going down on her in the bathroom of my mothers house after school when it first happened. I was sucking on her clit and licking her hole while fingering her. She tensed up so I started moving faster, and much to my surprise as she climaxed my face was coated with a fluid that smelled and tasted like her pussy. I even had some land in my eye (not cool.) I said something along the lines of, "What the fuck was that? Are you ok?" She then explained to me that women can have ejaculatory orgasms like men do, and that is what I caused. I was hooked after that.
Fast forward ten years. I am dating a hot redhead; our entire relationship was built around sex. After our first sexual encounter, I was soaking wet from my belly down to my thighs. The next two years were spent exploiting her squirting ability, so that every time I gave her oral, or we had a long penetration session, she would gusher for me as long and as hard as was possible. It got to the point of being almost ridiculous; sometimes after sex I would have to change the sheets, and I always got in the shower. She started getting offended, "You can't just lay here with me?" Fuck no bitch, you just practically peed on me! Understand that this was a girl that hated facials, and did not allow cum in her mouth, ever. So one day, after a few drinks, I got in the shower with her and asked her to stand still. I started pissing, and she started complaining. How could she be mad at me? At least we were in the shower, not on a clean bed. I tried after that , with limited success, to get her to pee on my dick a few times. Surprisingly erotic.
It was a new type of foreplay for me, and ever since then, large orgasms (mine or the woman I am with) have been my goal. Facials, spitting, snowballs, role playing, choking, peeing. That is what my sex life is. I am ruined for any type of normal girl. The missionary position feels like a form of masturbation. I could almost empathize with the average girl that takes me home only to find out that if she doesn't call me daddy, or ask me to spit on her instead of kissing her that I won't stay hard. It is a syndrome found in the sex industry, especially common with porn stars. The damndest thing is that, for all the reservations of all the girls who ever balked at the first time I said " I want you to start crying WHILE we are having sex", they come back willingly for more. Some are submissive, and enjoy the commanding, and some are creative to the point where I say, "Are you SURE you want me to do that?"
My sex life is complicated by my fetishes, however it is fulfilling. I would venture to say it is rarely boring. Did it all started with a ‘squirter' when I was sixteen? Was there some deep psychological ramifications that manifested in my childhood from some type of relationship with a peer or adult?
I say, who cares. Freak = Fun. To that girl from back in the day, thank you for opening that door; it has turned into more of a portal than a door. Much love.
The rest of you, trying new things can be fun. And use condoms, dammit. At least the first time.
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