Okay, I tend to stick up for the dancers a lot. It is primarily because my partner enjoys shredding them so much, and I like to keep it fair...sort of. But there is something that I cannot understand, how the hell can dancers not tip when they come up to the bar for a drink?
I mean, their entire existence is based on tips. We are talking about people who don't even work for anyone; they receive no tax form (usually) and they even have to pay to work at clubs. Most people (The I.R.S., the police, baby daddy, other women) leave them alone because they feel bad for them. Maybe these girls don't realize that their constant braying for table dances, champagne rooms, dollar tips, and drinks is only put up with by the general populous because the general populous is aware that they work only for tips, and that they have to pay to work at the club. If a waitress or bartender acted like most dancers do when the aren't making money, those waitresses and bartenders would be out of jobs quicker than Dick Cheney handing out Halliburton contracts in the Middle East. Dancers can be so obnoxious when they want to get paid. It can be amazing to witness the tolerance level of the average customer when subjected to request after request for more money.
Don't get me wrong, customers (male AND female) are supposed to tip girls when they are in the clubs. I am not suggesting that they don't. But girls, take a look at yourselves for a second; you eat, sleep, breathe, shop, snort, and pay bills by the mercy of others. Stage dancing at clubs will soon replace waitressing as the number one job for single mothers. Why there are so many single mothers in the first place is a another topic. What I'm getting at is........
When a bartender or waitress goes out, wether it be drinking, dining, or some combination, their server is almost guaranteed a good tip. More often is it the case that a proper tip will be left than not. I know when I go out that I tip up to 50% of the bill if the service is good. Even if the service is terrible, I still give at least ten percent. I don't ask for a glass of water without a giving a dollar. That is because I understand what it is like to have to wait on ungrateful, arrogant cock-lovers all night long. Following that train of logic, it would stand to reason that dancers, who make their ENTIRE living off of tips, would leave even more money (and some do.)
However, there are a large number of women employed in the adult industry who do not tip.
EVER.
Do you honestly believe that I enjoy getting you countless drinks, sodas, change, and glasses of water (cause your
sooooo fucked up) 'cause I think you are pretty? Ha-ha, kind of like how the male customers think you are their girlfriend? I am there to serve people drinks, get change, keep my eye on the place for the owner, etc. The constant inconvenience of serving you non-tippers is tantamount only to sticking my penis between two rocks and slamming them over and over and over.
Let us be clear on this: I am nice to you for the exact same reason that you are nice to the men who come in: I want your money. You are not charming or witty. Your looks---even if stunning--- are canceled out by the fact that you rub cocks for a living. My hourly minimum wage is NOT how I pay MY phone bill, or MY babysitter, or MY rent. I only wait on you so that you move out of the way so that the person behind you can complete their transaction.
You should know better, so all I can say is
"Fuck You!!"
And I hope your next trick gives you hepatitis.
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