Christ, I take a week off and Z. goes and advocates the serial killing of gays. For all the dumb things that have come out of my mouth, I cannot get too angry. I can, however, disagree entirely and explain to you how gay and lesbian people are a normal and necessary part of the ecosystem.
There are a few obvious things about homosexuals that I would like to point out.
The first is:
MORE PUSSY FOR ME, and all other straight guys out there. Thank you to all the guys that have never know the pleasure of sinking the pink in a hot little thing because you prefer hairy man-ass. I have even contemplated moving to San Francisco or Atlanta just so I can increase my chances of getting a hotter, smarter woman. How this doesn't occur to all the 'fag-haters' out there is beyond me.
Even if you do not like gay men, they generally are very private. They may be flaming as hell at a parade or in a bar, but those are just outlets. It's not like they shop at Wal-Mart and prance around in the aisles whistling show tunes, or browse the produce section of grocery stores looking for confused straight men. If you believe that happens, you give yourself too much credit.
Lesbians are a different story. Although I could argue the difference between true lesbians and converts, between lipstick lesbians and bull dykes, who cares. The point is, if what I do that doesen't affect anybody unwilling is my business, than tuna take home is their business. I live in the lesbian capital of the country, and I have seen more girls converted than I can remember. But no matter how many,
I still get laid. Some people actually fear that we will ‘run out' of straight people if this ‘trend of being gay' continues. I've got news for you pal, the ratio of gay to straight is the same as it was 100, 500, or 2000 years ago. It is just more public.
I have watched gay porn; seen guys fucking ass and polishing each others knobs, and I can assure you, I am not going to start doing it myself. Just as I have watched lesbian porn and seen two lesbians munching each other, I can not believe that this influences girls to adopt a lesbian lifestyle (maybe they will be curious when you are in the room, but
then who complaining?)
Seriously though, gays and lesbians are a necessary part of the ecosystem. I know the Christians of the world believe in the edict "be fruitful and multiply", but it has to stop somewhere. We now have so many people in every country that the number of people living below what we as a collective society would deem acceptable is growing. I can't help but blame it directly on too much population. The gays of the world (that do not have a wife and kids at home) are a crucial part of bringing balance back to our planet. They are a part of natures check and balance system.
...slowing earths population explosion, one swallowed load at a time...
‘What about dykes adopting kids? And the fags want kids too?' Yeah? So what? Is it not better for a child to be adopted and raised by two loving parents then to grow up with one parent that places them second to a bottle, gambling habit, or pipe? I bet you believe that it makes them ‘turn'. That somehow the undue influence of all that ‘gaity' will rub off on a ‘normal' child. Sorry no, that is ridiculous. I have a cat that sleeps on my bed almost every night, that doesn't make me want to fuck it when I am horny.
The only thing that the gays and lesbians can stick in
their ass is the whole doner-insemination thing. Listen, I can stick up for you with just about anything except that. You gays/lesbians give up that freedom the first time you realize that tasting your own seed is more enticing than hitting on the girl next door, or the first time you listen to Ani DiFranco and say ‘this girl is TRUTH!" When you attempt to make your own baby, it's a male-female deal. You defeat the whole purpose of natures checks and balances so, stop it. Right now. Adopt all you want, leave the procreation to ‘breeders'
Want an expression of your love? Buy a puppy and adopt a needy child, leave the breeding to us.
Hopefully by this point, you are warming up to the idea that gays and lesbians are here to stay and are of no threat to you, your lifestyle, or your children. So please, will you conservative Christians get off the gay marriage thing? If two gays or lesbians want ot get married and be miserable the rest of their lives like the rest of us, why not let them? Once gay marriage is legal, and the first time a cute young girl that marries a butch who is loaded get a divorce, and the little lipstick girl gets fifty percent of the the butch's earnings for the rest of her life, they will see what a waste of time that cause was. You flannel wearing, NASCAR watching rednecks can sit in the honkey-tonk, pounding down Budwiesers, and complain with the bull dyke about how 'the bitch took everything', while listening to Toby Keith, and you will see you are not so different. After all, being gay is genetic so it will be just you two fellas knocking 'em back and discussing the 'good old days'. Ha ha HA!
