Are you seriously telling me that if your rims are bigger and spinning more than another person's, you feel superior, or that it states you have more money or something? I mean . . . what? I mean . . . Jesus, all I can say is,
what the fuck? They don't do anything! All they do is tell me that you obviously need more attention in your life because you're not sure what your father's name is and your mother treated you second best to a pipe of some sort.
And I know you think you're cool at the stoplight and they keep spinning . . . but . . . what? I mean . . . what?
Holy fuck! Seeing rims spin while we're both stopped at a light only makes me wish how your head would keep spinning across the intersection with your body still in the seat. Only then would I be impressed with you since I could see your cranium doing tricks while it simulated a ping pong ball with semis and pickup trucks. So if you feel you have to have bigger rims, and/or they have to spin when you're stopped, just kill yourself right now, or wait until tomorrow morning since the only impression you'll ever make on the world is if you're decapitated in the car and your head does the rolls across the street I've just talked about.
That's the only way we're going to remember you, asshole.
Here's an idea since we always gotta make it bigger, faster, stronger, better in this country. Why don't you all just start driving monster trucks? I mean, those are some pretty big fucking tires. I don't know jack shit about cars, but I assume you could get some fat ass fucking rims on that bitch.
Oh wait! Better yet, let's just all get tractors! You know, the farm ones with the small wheels up front and those back tires rivaling the height of small tree. The back wheels on those bad boys could easily be 60-inch rims. Holy shit! We're talking a whole other realm of rap videos and seriously causing pain in the turning lane. Yea, that's the route you should take: tractors.
Fuck it. You already walk, talk, and adapt to societal standards slowly, you might as well drive like it, too.