Now this is how to do it, ladies! Don't commit to the man who takes care of you then bend over for the pussy hound at work. Don't be eighteen and lie to your parents and tell them you're a waitress when really you're grinding dick in the private dance area. Don't flash your tits at a house party while someone has a camera phone and think you're a star the next day. Most importantly, don't be a stripper just so you can schedule dates for after your shift then tell everyone that customer just took you out to dinner after you were seen together. Goddammit, if you're going to be a whore, at least be proud of it!
Have some professionalism about your whore status. Feel good about that check coming to you because you fucked like a champ for everyone to see and jerk-off to. Good for you. Seriously. Most chicks who don't share the
Leave it to Beaver virtues nowadays try to hide that they're a whore or they blame it on all that alcohol/narcotic. That's a copout, sweetheart. Come to terms with yourself and simply make a living at being the whore you are, because that's exactly what Teagan and thousands of women just like her did. In fact, I respect Teagan five-times as much as any stripper, any lying cunt of a girlfriend out there, or any housewife who strayed just that one time because she hadn't gotten dicked balls-deep in quite some time. Of course, Teagan also gets my respect because she is one the finer women I've ever seen, but I'm trying not to be biased here.
It's not often that a White chick's ass looks this good. She doesn't suck it as good as Jenna Haze, but Teagan can fuck like no other. Normally when a chick excessively moans throughout her shoot, it annoys me, but when Teagan does it, I find myself dropping a load quicker than normal. That whine of hers just reminds me of some young harlot in heat getting stuffed full of tenderloin against her will, and her sassy, little smile while she's taking it up the ass just makes my jaw clench with joy while I sauce all over my belly.
Personally I think she should have kept her original tits rather than having them augmented, but hey, who the fuck am I to tell a whore what to do? And I wouldn't even want to tell her what to do because everything I've ever seen her in has ruled. Man, if you haven't jerked it to one of Teagan's scenes, you have an experience ahead of you, let me tell ya.
So in case you haven't already seen this quintessential whore in action yet, let us just examine what you're in for, shall we?
"Presley claims she first became involved in pornography as revenge against her ex-boyfriend." Oh, a vindictive woman, what a fucking surprise! Doesn't matter. She's still fine as hell and sends blood to my penis faster than any woman on the planet. (Sorry, Karla, but it's only because you won't send me one of those videos you made and Teagan makes the best porn. But hey, I promise, unlike Paul, I swear if we ever have a dead body in the basement while your parents are visiting, I will attend to the human carcass instead of having drinks with them, you sexy fucking killer, you. Call me. xoxoxo.)
Z.
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