We put people in hospitals and give them medication because they hear voices or commit numerous violent acts, yet to date, there is no pill one man can take to make him stop sucking on another guy's cock and having his own asshole burrowed into like a dead tree trunk by a beaver. You fucking Victor/Victorias, I shit you not, if ever find out I have a terminal illness and my days are numbered, some of you fags are coming with me just for the fact you bitch and moan about your rights to be gay, but you homos completely neglect the fact that if one of your parents had thought the way you did, your gay asses wouldn't even be here holding up the fucking line at the coffee shop in the first place.
Think about it, fags and dykes . . . if just one of your parents had thought the way you do now . . .
you wouldn't exist, dumbasses! So how can you say that same-sex spit-swapping is conveniently okay now that you have voices? FUCKING RETARDS!! DUMB FUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS! What that essentially means is every cell that makes up your body is false and you're not supposed to be here, unless of course, you firmly believe you're frogs with a human skeleton.
If I would have been Hitler, I would have forgotten about bridged noses and focused upon knob-slobbers who wore a jockstrap in high school. The heaping piles of dead Jews would have instead been a crock-pot of homosexual's boiling blood equaling the largest canal in the Mississippi River had Moses originally made it all lava (read it over and over again and it'll make sense, dipshit.) Hey . . . I ain't much for Jesus and all that crap, but I hope if Hell exists, it's a constant barrage of heterosexual urine upon your homosexual souls that lasts until the sun ceases energy. Burn to infinity squared, fag.
It's almost a cliché: a gay cruise. Now we just have to figure out how to make that boat sail one way. And what I feel is not homophobia, either. I'm not scared of them, nor are any real men I know. We just wish you guys had your own island to fulfill this fucked up fantasy where the plane drives directly up your ass. How a man can NOT want to suck, savor, fuck and even cuddle with a vagina is just archaic scripture to me. I just don't understand what's so becoming of some guy's hairy, pimply, sweaty, smelly ass, specifically how you fags use your tongues to play darts with his butthole. Man, even if every woman on the planet had an impenetrable chastity belt secured around their waists, I would jerk-off 3sixty5 before I let another man play the harmonica on my nutsack . . . and If I ever did allow that to happen, I would have the longest beard ever when I died because I would never have been able to look at myself in the mirror again after sharing sentiments with another man. Ever. Ever. Never ever.
Jeffery Dahmer would have even been more of a hero to me if he hadn't taken it in the jaw himself. I still admire his work, though. He focused on the appropriate humans who should be rid of---'kudos' to the deceased who never got a baseball card made of him despite how skillfully he could club fags in the head after doping them. Burn peacefully in Hell.
Now, John Wayne Gacy is far too fucked up for me to even get started on. He fucked up so badly his grandparents surely have to pay Hell time just for having part in his existence, and even though I've never been to Neverland Ranch, I'm pretty sure Michael Jackson has a picture of Gacy on the nightstand. I'm even confident the picture has been there since 'Thriller' and we only just started hearing about the shit six years ago.
Bundy was neat because he whooped bitch's asses who probably deserved it anyway, but to all the fucking faggots out there, he wasn't nearly as pretty as Bernardo, eh? All hail the king!!
(P.S. Karla, I love you despite having another man's baby. Come to Wisconsin and be with me and I promise, when I fuck you up the ass, you won't have to cry into the pillow and refer to my dick as 'Snuffles.' I think by now you can find some dignity in that. Besides . . . cigarettes are cheaper here, anyway. Call me.)
But hey, to all the heteros out there, I have some good news! Well, it started out as a rumor or something then it was made into a popular theorem you might have heard of. Seems my ear to the street has turned up that E=MC². Now, if energy really does equal mass times the square of the speed of light, homosexuals, male and female alike, should all be able to be condensed and put into our gas tanks to bring prices down on fuel. I mean, at the very least give a little something back since according to your wayward way of thinking you technically shouldn't even be here anyway. All I'm saying is, burn for a cause, not just in Hell.
Z.
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