Man, I got so shitfaced tonight that I had to call a cab to get home. I don't normally roll yellow, but within the last couple weeks, I've had to depend on taxis to get me home safely so I can bitch and moan on here after work.
Now, I don't know what goes on in LA, New York, Texas, Atlanta or Miami, but up here in Milwaukee, we as a customer of a taxi can no longer smoke a cigarette while in the backseat. Seems that even the taxicab driver can't even smoke while he's at a red light with no passenger in the backseat. Seriously. That Arab could look to his left and see a person in a Volvo smoking, but he can no longer light up a fucking cigarette because of the vehicle he's in. If he does and gets spotted, it's a $250 ticket. And if I'm a prick while seated in the backseat and light up despite what he says, I could very well get the same ticket if the cocksucking cop sees me. Ya know, the window rolls down and the cab driver never gives a shit anyway. If I want to smoke then I should be able to do so, but because a few dickheads with gray hair on their saggy balls need more revenue, I gotta eat even more shit in this life of mine. Man, I've fucking had it with this system of ours.
Heh . . . Oh my dear, sweet Lord. See, this is why aneurisms happen: stupid people talk or rules and laws are made by hypocritical fuckwads who do the same stuff but want to tax everyone else for being the exact same sinners they are. It makes me love Sept. 11. Makes me love all the bombings. In fact, I love every serial killer out there because finally some of the people with balls go postal in public institutions because they've simply had enough of this shit. This crap just makes me want to twist throats. Seriously, I totally empathize with the Virginia Tech killer. Good for him. I'm glad he got to go out like that, and as soon as both of my parents die, I won't have to worry about what they think about me anymore so I will likely fulfill my fantasy of killing stupid people, too.
Land of the free, my ass! Fuck the state of Wisconsin and fuck this entire country. Every day I see more and more mooks in the USA and I wonder why they came here. For what? Ya can't do jack shit anymore! In New York, public urination is obviously against the law, but it's so common that cops don't even give out tickets for it anymore because it would be like fining a jaywalker in Alabama who crossed the ol' dirt road to go swamp fishing. So if all that stands true, why the hell can't I smoke in a cab without a pig cop getting more donut money?
Who are these politicians telling us what the fuck we can or cannot do during our limited time on this planet, anyway? Why do they think that they matter and that everyone has to listen to them? You're not special and you're not making an impact by delegating and approving allowances. People were living fine ten, fifty and a hundred years ago without any of these stupid-assed laws. Man . . . holy fuck, this one pisses me off ---> In Wisconsin we can't park on some streets from December through March because it might snow, so if we do park on that same street just like we do the other eight months of the year, we get a $15 'Ha-ha' ticket despite it being a sunny, glorious day in February. Bullshit!
Everyone's been moving to Arizona within the past decade, too, getting out of this shithole of a state. I know people who have moved to Vegas, Florida, and California and I haven't heard from them since so I assume they are happy. Awkwardly enough, I've never had someone I know say they are moving to Canada, which likely should be the number one destination for starting over. Know why? Because they give their citizens HEALTH INSURANCE! It's free! In Canada, homeless people can get stitched up instead of being sent away because they don't have the cocksucking, mother fucking money.
Money money money money money! Man, fuck this country! This president of ours can put on a sheep costume and bend over in front of a redneck, as well. Jesus Christ. With all the camera phones out there, can't some intern blow this dickhead and get it on video so an impeachment ensues? How hard is that to pull off with all the whores we got out there? When my clogged toilet makes that gargling sound after I drop a healthy log, it speaks clearer English to me than any Bush ever could. What kind of impressionable drone listens to his empty harranges, anyway? I don't watch televison at all at home, but I see George Bush on the news on the televisions at work sometimes, and when I do, for whatever reason I start scratching my ass just so my middle finger has that added scent to go along with its physical presence. Sure, yea . . . Bush will never truly know the status of my middle finger on any given day, but I like to believe that he knows people like me would rather gently finger themselves anally instead of acknowledging his existence.
Blood alcohol content went from .10 to .08 three years back here in Wisconsin, and those two little fractions paid for quite a few politician's golf outings and burdened hundreds of lives on a massive level. Us offenders also paid for politicians to come into a strip club and take home a stripper I likely had originally gotten drunk over sometime in my life. Man, I hope cancer rains on every politician's mother's eyes. And every lackey of politicians (police) can char in an infernal volcano, as well. Cops are so fucking useless these days I only dial 911 when I'm scared that the operator I have on the other line started speaking Spanish before I even got the chance to hit '1' and I panic because for a moment I think Mexicans have finally taken over.
I'm so fucking pissed that I now totally understand why serial killers keep murdering people. Well I say keep killing and Godspeed; just try to focus upon assholes who pass legislations in the future. Start killing congressmen in the streets on the coldest day in winter so that whoever is walking behind them kissing their asses can hopefully slip on the blood and fall on their ass. Right now I welcome terrorists into my home and would make them a fucking Pop-Tart and ask them if wanted me to run them a warm bath. I say keep killing people in this country and keep flying planes into buildings. For real, this country is getting so bad with bullshit laws, money, greed, bad attitudes, money, lies, pollution, money, over-population, welfare, money, malicious crimes, exploiters, money . . . Fucking kill 'em all. Whatever it takes as to not go insane by the greedy hands of others and whatever it takes to wake these fascist dictators up. Something's gotta remind them that this is, in fact, the land of the free.
Rednecks kill people because someone steps on 'their land.' Black people kill one another because they didn't get props in the club. Mexicans kill anyone presumably because of prospective job openings. Koreans kill Chinese people because we all say they look Chinese . . . Why can't we all just come together and kill the people who try to tell us all what to do? ---> How to live, who to date, where to work, how to fuck, where to park, what to eat, when to shit, what to buy, where to smoke, who to trust, why to spend . . . Jesus Christ, man. All I wanna do is live!
In conclusion, if you're going to take someone out on a whim and you need to quench that taste of bloodlust, kill the correct people. I think their address is something like, Pennsylvania Avenue, or something. Think big, man. You're a better killer than I think you give yourself credit for.
Z.
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