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From: cindy xxxxx xxxxxxxx@xxxxx.com

Subject: your site

To: embittered@catharticlament.com

OMG!

This is not what you would be expecting from a 41 year old female executive - but I read your shit and I DIE laughing!

My boyfriend is a strip club connoisseur. (and no I'm not braggin on that note!) Now that we are together - we hang out together in strip clubs when we are bored.

I am still learning about this alternate reality and often I am amazed at male human behavior around strippers. I don't even know where to start with that - I think that could be a subject for a few of your posts......even the skankiest ho becomes some sort of goddess when she is naked and shakes a bit.....and gets money???? Wow. Amazing shit.

If I would have known what men pay for this poor quality shit - I could have taken some men for some big money in my time......alas I learned much too late!

Strippers behavior towards female clients and between themselves also a great topic for you two to explore......

My BF also dated strippers and when I read your memoirs - his pretty well match! So its good to know that strippers are at least consistent nationwide! Keep up the good work girls!

Anyway - everyone who lives is subject to ridicule just for living - and then some for their stereo type. You've got the stripper stereo type down to a science - sorry its because of your expertise in the subject!

So even though I am a chick I laugh with you.....cause you've got it down.

Like I said all human beings are game when it comes to ridicule - even myself - being a yuppie, white collar slave to the man. I don't rub dicks - I just massage egos. The pay is better and it keeps me off the alcohol and drugs:)

Thanks for the entertainment!

C

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See, now this girl kicks ass. You chicks who E-mail us with your defensive, dolphin-saving, tree-hugging, hippie bullshit are fucked. Here's a woman who is totally comfortable with herself, so much in fact that she doesn't get a stick up her ass because I might have said something negative regarding her particular gender. Seems she even acknowledges most others who have a vagina are fucking cunts, on or off the pole. Thank-you, Cindy. It's nice to get some feedback from someone with an open mind and a sense of humor. By the way, it's good you stayed off the pole. The only things you've missed are several lines of coke, an atrophied self-esteem, and blowing some fucking douche of a manager who's married so you wouldn't have to pay tip-out.
Z.
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