"Hey, Reach In My Toolbox And Hand Me That Pedophile, Will Ya?"

I'mma start off by saying the Sex Offender list is fucking bullshit. You'll run into all types of people who have to register for this stereotypical hitlist, people who might or might not have wanted inside of your loved one's underwear. Chicks who have shown their tits in public, faggots who have worn drawers that exposed their leaking asses, and even your daily heterosexual who decided to piss in public also have to register even though no fondling, intercourse, heavy-petting, or forced masturbation took place, which sounds like injustice to me.

It's outta control with states changing "Urinating In Public" from a misdemeanor to a class 6 felony of "Indecent Exposure." Of course, after you're tagged with that, everyone proximity to you is apparently supposed to know if you have the 'Jackson' gene in you, which makes me totally sympathize with Rosie O'Donnell even though I want her to choke on an Oatmeal Cream Pie. Twice.

States in this country are so fucked that if you plead guilty to 'Indecent Exposure' now, you have to take 'rape classes' and sit in some circle comprised of people who actually think one of the flavors of milkshakes should be Similac.

Get real. I'm sticking up for all non-kiddie rapers out there who are on this bullshit list.

1. The Sex Offender list is NOT just full of kiddie-rapers.

2. In therapy, it is taught NOT to stereotype people, yet that is exactly what the world does onto everyone on the Sex Offender list.

3. It is NOT the registered sex offenders you need to fret about. It's the teacher fucking your daughter, the preacher blowing your son, i.e. the ones you do not know about.

And why am I sticking up for them? Well because it's all what my late grandmother would have called, "catpiss," which means horseshit or hogwash. Politics are the main drive behind this list and every penalty that's being handed out today for merely massaging someone under the age of 18 or pissing behind a gas station and getting busted.

The Jacob Wetterling Act of 1994 requires sex offenders to register with the police, which seems like a good thing at first glance and especially if you're a yuppie who's a control freak living in the suburbs. However, The Jacob Whetterling Act also states that if regions in the Land of Liberty don't make new Sex Offender laws every year, whatever state you're living in will loose a percentage of their federal funding. On top of that, states get a certain amount of money per conviction just like with any criminals doing their dirty deeds. Sounds to me like a racket to generate revenue . . . and the nightly Jew-run news just loves making you think these people are so bad, when really they aren't.

We don't need these stupid-assed laws made by stupid White men.

Approximately 90% of sex offenses are first-time offenses, which means that they are committed by someone with no criminal record. Also, most of these offenses are committed by someone who is known to the victim, such as a family member or a teacher, and not by a stranger, so all those little exercises parents are drilling into little Dick and Jane's heads about not getting into stranger's cars and not walking home alone aren't really doing jack shit. This is an obvious hint of logic because I'm sure we all have that uncle or family friend who plays with the kids a little too much during get-togethers.

The truth is that very few sex offenders commit a second sex offense. The figures given by politicians and media outlets are intentionally false as to keep you afraid, therefore justifiable to spend more money on locking them up/probation/penalties.

Sex offender treatment programs have been studied and proven to reduce the offence reoccurring by as much as 50% compared to offenders that go without treatment. Sex offenders who have built their lives and have something to lose, i.e. family, a home, a stable job, and friends are least likely to offend again because they have so much they've rebuilt, one would be a complete moron to risk losing it yet again. These types of sex offender laws threaten these stabilizing elements in an ex-offender's life, because think about how dangerous you would become to society if these things were taken from you. Eventually you'd lose all hope and perhaps take out a whole bunch of people right before you killed yourself.

Courts will impose a probation term whereby the offender cannot be around children. However, often times, exceptions are made as to which children. For instance, family members are often accepted. Also, the term may be that the offender cannot be around children unless a responsible adult is around. Or there may not be a term imposed at all; it depends on the crime. If children were not involved in the crime at all, the court will not impose a term related to restrictions from children, however their name on the SO list means they're fucked.

It's not all bad, though.

Now, in my worst hunger pains, I would not let Myspace drop dry food supplies on the last island on the seventh ring of Hell had I even became a starved minion in that volcanic inferno. Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation owns this shithole of an Internet draw to all you suckling fuckwads without imagination. Myspace is such crap and I'm pissed off that I even have to draw attention to this conglomeration of lamers.

This social networking website that is immensely popular with those flirting with their first pubic hairs has finally deleted roughly 30,000 profiles of sex offenders. Of course, this only happened in July of '07, two months after they'd admittedly said that only 7,000 pedophiles were using their lame site to lure people in May of '07.

Wow. Way to step up after only two months of criticism and reported numbers. Bang-up job.

The new total was released by two state attorney generals in the US who have been at the forefront of the campaign to protect children on the Internet. "The exploding epidemic of sex offender profiles on MySpace - 29,000 and counting - screams for action," said Richard Blumenthal, the Connecticut attorney general. A series of high-profile legal actions brought by the parents of teenagers abused by people they met on MySpace appear to have convinced them for tighter restrictions, like last year when this shitty service made it impossible for members 18 or older to contact 14-15-year-old members without knowing their actual E-mail addresses. Not really awesome vigilance, but at least it's something, because as we all know, the Internet is an apparent breeding ground for pedos as of late. At least some companies are taking action.

Check out www.polarrose.com because they are beta testing a facial recognition plug-in for Firefox; as you recognize somebody you'd enter his name, putting his biometric information into a database and allowing a search for other pictures of him the web spiders might have found. Now say you are surfing Myspace and get a message from Earl, you go to his page and mouse-over his face, dropping down a list of other pages his face appears on, including the ohh, I dunno, the Maryland sex offenders registry. Once this plug-in gains popularity, I can see this whole sex offender thing on Myspace and similar sites becoming a smaller problem.

Or you could just monitor your children's Internet activities like a good parent . . . like a good mother---There is always that. Ya know, at the very least, acknowledge the fact that his sperm might seep into your cervix while your legs are parted like the Red Sea and his Moses Malone-like cock drills after-burn onto your labia. Might be a good idea to take into consideration how you want to prioritize your time the next 18 fucking years before deciding to give birth, dumb bitches! Pedos might have touched your kid one, two, or a few nights as the moon shined, but where the fuck were you at on those last calls for alcohol, huh, party girl?

Who really cares, seriously? Maybe that little weakling 7-year old of yours deserved to be abused; touched and poked like bread dough in the dark. All I know is if you're a victim and crying about it, I don't really care because you're fucked in the head from now on and all you can possibly do every day is burden everyone around you because you were too stupid to punch, kick, bite, or choke the asshole who was treating your very own potty area like a $2.50 blow-up doll on the Goodwill's miscelaneous shelf.

Accountability! Yes, it's a word and it has a meaning. Us men are all so sorry that Oprah, Rosie, Britney and J-Lo never visualized that in their videos/magazines onto you, but accountability is something that comes with parenthood and you're ultimately responsible how your children should enter adulthood.

Remember, bitches . . . nobody is raping infants here. You've raised these victims into the adolescent cum-dumpsters they are.

Fuck, I'll even flip the script. Hell, every guy I know wishes they were mistreated in this manner. After the age of 10 (maybe even before,) any girl touching our cock out of her own volition sounds like a favor to me, but with teen chicks these days and the way they are throwing their pussies around, sounds like the gate was left open in a lot of these instances we've been hearing about. Ultimately your parents fucked up somewhere, and guess what, my sympathy wouldn't save you even if I had any. Hey, baby, my socks catch tears as well, but for different reasons, and no one's feeling sorry for me about jack shit.

Let your local commonwealth prosecutor deal with your sappy plight and irreversible hell. If you were touched or poked repeatedly then left gaped open, talk to your father, and if he was the one who mistreated you, talk to your mom, and if she slaps you after you tell her the truth, make sure you scream into her face that her branch of Christianity hasn't really held up its end of the deal before you jab her in the throat with a sharpened pencil.

http://www.nsopr.gov/ That's the NATIONAL sex offender public website. Any of these people live near you?? Fuck, I hope so.

My question is: Where are sex offenders (who never even remotely tried exercising intercourse) supposed to live without being harassed? Having these signs in their yard is weak, and yes, having a sign up in your yard pointing to your neighbor saying he/she is a sex offender is a form of harassment.

If we aired out everybody's dirty laundry, nobody would trust a human being on this entire planet. Do you actually think a child is any safer if a sex offender can't live within 2,500 feet of a bus stop, school, playground or daycare? Are the registered sex offenders the ones you really have to worry about? Do you honestly think that ALL the sex offenders have been caught with their hands in that tight, little, wet cookie jar? Do you truly think that ALL of your family members are innocent?

No I am not a sex offender. No I am not advocating people who take advantage of youths sexually. And certainly no, the Sex Offender list doesn't do its job correctly. Myself, yourself, your brother and my mother have all had sex in public . . . but if anyone of us do it tomorrow we might be flagged. Bullshit! It's just another system in this country of ours---implemented by government---that is failing on a massive level and it makes me sick.

Such crap . . . Such crap and I'm totally pissed off about this. In the end, I blame women. Surely they had something to do with this fuck story.

Fucking cunts.


Make it a big, fat, fuckin' Z. this time.
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