The evolution of man is a very large topic; broadened even further because of opinionated fuckwads like Christians, Irish masons, useless wanna-be housewives, migrant farm workers, Blacks, Jews, drunks, faggots, Bible-thumpers, my dad, your mother, etc. Their stories are really all just theoretical bullshit on how you and I are able to communicate via this computer or the method in which we men are able to repeatedly pump our cocks into a $90 pseudo vagina instead of a limping sheep falling behind come dusk in the '20s: both fine examples of technological advances the last 30 years.
I'll hear all sorts of stupid shit about the evolution of man, but you know what the truth is? No one nowadays knows how we've reached this mentality in life. Certainly man is far more evolved than a chimp or a dolphin, but then there are people out there who are completely insane and/or void of rationality yet are still able to stand in front of us in the line at the gas station, etching off silver from the scratch-off ticket, hoping their lives better from that funky-ass $5.00 donation to the state---son of bitch, I hate you people.
I don't care about where man will be in 100 years from now and nor should you because it's not going to be our responsibility. All I care about is how collectively we have destroyed the principals of man within the last 50 years and contemporary society might seem oblivious to how badly we are fuckin' up as we eat fast food and watch talk shows, or leave 2 kids in the car while gambling money away to Chief Runningwater's family at your local glorified bloodsucker's casino---put another face on that totem pole; however you wanna spend your time/money, geniuses.
All I know is that it was better in the yesteryears. Last decade and the aforetime had to have been better than this bullshit:
KIDS
2008 sucks, and we don't need a magic 8-ball to tell us that 2009 and beyond isn't going warrant a popping of champagne.
See, back in the 60s and 70s there were miscreants in the juvenile stage of life as well, but they weren't shooting fellow classmates and beating the shit out of teachers, nor using going to class as a medium to sell drugs. Back then a principal would take a kid out in the hall and use a wooden paddle, and guess what, no one called Social Services, and after one rightfully got their ass smacked, one did not wish to fight and they stayed in school, stood up every weekday with hand over heart, faced the American flag then recited the Pledge of Allegiance like a good, little robot.
Nowadays, parents have lost control over their kids and no one can explain why. Could it be the parents are BOTH expected to work and no one within the family unit is with the child for 8 out of the 24 hours of the day? Could be. Might it be that if the DSS is called after a parent slaps the kid for being disobedient, parents have become scared of scolding that little bastard for its wrongdoings because of the upcoming punishment onto themselves? Could be.
Every one of us have been in public and there's a kid that's out of control with screaming, crying, throwing food on the floor, etc. and the parents just kinda sit there as if it's acceptable behavior. Must be some sort of new-age parenting technique called "ignore: don't give the child the attention it wants and it will learn that it cannot always get what it wants." Great approach, you five-star guardians, you; only, how about you practice this method in your basement or something, not in public. Thanks in advance!
See, back in the primitive this wasn't even an issue and was largely considered intolerable and unacceptable behavior and the kid would get its fuckin' ass beat so badly that the nearest liberal would soak him/herself in tears and piss.
Don't let the government tell you differently; bruises mean you care.
Of course, these young people might be predisposed to acting like morons because let's face it: there are stupid people out there raising even more stupid people; pre-conditioning, if you will; tribal wisdoms that went awry since we are teaching children things that our parents taught us . . . that their parents taught them and so on and it's apparently not working at an acceptable level, but what of those who have not been born into that nurturing environment and have been pre-conditioned by unconscious beliefs of struggle and limitation?
Sigmund Freud believed that conditioning occurred during early childhood and adolescence, which I'm prepared to accept, but it would seem that conditioning never truly stops as some people will settle on the past and let it hold them down while others will exchange blows with adversity in constant pursuit of conquering.
WHORES
To Hell with strippers for a moment; let's delve right into full-fledged prostitutes. Now, I don't think anyone can argue that prostitution should be made legal across the country if not the entire Earth. For most of my adult life, I've wondered why it's illegal, and the best thing I can come up with is that having prostitution illegal means the government wishes to have this law of morality because we are the wholesome, America and we set standards globally. Well, up your ass with that one.
Any guy out there seeking these services risk punishment for simply attempting to satisfy their basic sexual needs, which are, by the way, inherent and need to be fed in some way. Wanting to ride/hump a member of the opposite sex (sometimes same, unfortunately) and drop a load is so completely natural and should not be considered criminal, and maybe the guy is fat, scrawny, big nosed, disfigured, whatever; he still needs to drop a load every once in a while, and if some chick out there is willing to do it for money since no other chick on that night will do it for free, what's the goddamn problem? Punishing men who pay a hooker is the problem, Mr. Government, because basically you're saying, "Well, I'm going to let your sexual frustrations fester and corrupt you individually, which in return will create more rapists and molesters in the country instead of legalizing yet another business I can tax."
Holland is a fine example. They took prostitution, made it safe, and turned it into a government cash cow. As much as sex is advertised in this country, seems America could learn a lot from some European countries on a lot of issues, not just the circumstances of when we put our cocks into some cum dumpster. Never used to be like this. Know when?
Primitive, baby! Send us back to when the world wasn't so fucked!
Sex as a whole is a great topic of why we need to mentally step back and get off the soap box entitled "high standards." Actually, marriage onto one woman is a finer example. This is all manmade, taught-onto-us bullshit. Now, I buy-in to the fidelity farce just like a lot of people and believe in morals and such, but what about the humans who didn't have this knowledge passed down to them?
Ahh . . . just picture it: a caveman getting down on his dirty knee and giving Bertha a foggy rhinestone, which would have been basically him just asking her if his cock could, for future reference, be the only one she'd put in her mouth/pussy/ass. You think that shit actually happened? Hah! He probably clubbed the bitch for trying to steal a lamb leg and no one was there 12 minutes later to arrest him. Sounds like the fuckin' life to me.
Instead of concubine, marriage and kids with your dog/cat and two-car garage, maybe what a man needs to do these days is just use women, or to make the experience even more impersonal, let's just revert to glory holes. Don't know what they are? Well allow me to run this up into your ignorant cornea: a glory hole is the hole in a wall/bathroom stall in which a guy inserts his dick and someone on the other side sucks or fucks it whilst during the entire experience, anonymity plays a large role because neither party never meet or exchange words.
Anyway, to all women, if you're going to be a whore, make sure you get paid for it already. Fuck the government.
P.S. White women: stop
tanning. Makes me think you don't like yourselves.
EARTH
Hedonism will win this question: which holds more value; human race or salvation of Earth? Well, of course the human race because no one apparently gives a shit about this rock because we all know we're not going to be here when it destructs.
We've all been with that one asshole in the car who takes the ashtray filled with butts, cracks the door open and just dumps it on the ground wherever you two are parked. If you're like me, you look over to that person with a cocked head and say something like, "Holy fuck, you're ghetto-fabulous." And that form of pollution is so infinitesimal compared to say . . . Enron.
How many creatures have gone extinct and how many forests have been destroyed because of man and our need to spread to another area? Seems the big industry boys think that this world will go to Hell before the technology is found to move onto the next one, but who gives a shit long as you cock-snots are getting your money, hey?
Water pollution. Jesus Christ, how has man destroyed water in the last 40 years? The EPA still categorizes roughly 40% of lakes, rivers, and streams as unsafe for fishing or swimming and the number of US river miles on which people have been advised to restrict their consumption of fish has risen since the early 1990s.
Then there's air pollution. Here's a good one for you cruisers out there or every guy who lets their dipshit girlfriend drive; why the hell does she always have to take the scenic route? More importantly, who gives a shit about the Indy 500 or Nascar? Talk about wasted fuel and air pollution; think I'd rather watch the entire Bob Hope Classic on VHS than suffer through even 10 minutes of fifty rednecks driving in circles while concurrently the government claims we have an oil shortage and that's the reason yours and my gallons of gasoline are so highly priced, ya know, but hey, Billy-Bob, have fun on the track, asshole. When you see the wall, floor it so I have a reason to watch Sports Center . . . or that other clown Jim Rome as I remain in continuous search of his upper lip.
Is your city/urban area among the worst in the nation for ozone pollution? Here's the Top 10 Worst list from the American Lung Association.
1. Los Angeles/Long Beach/Riverside, CA
2. Bakersfield, CA
3. Visalia/Porterville, CA
4. Fresno/Madera, CA
5. Houston/Baytown/Huntsville, TX
6. Merced, CA
7. Dallas/Fort Worth, TX
8. Sacramento/Arden/Arcade/Truckee, CA/NV
9. Baton Rouge/Pierre Part, LA
10. New York/Newark/Bridgeport, NY/NJ/CT
I'm no expert on periodicity, but it would seem those in California are fucked, but forget about global warming and the deterioration of the ozone layer because we all know what the number-one catastrophic event is that's going to end the progression of man: nuclear war. An all-out nuclear war would make the planet's ecosystem uninhabitable for a millennium. Seriously, a millennium. Can you really grasp that figure? That's 1000 years . . . like, 17 grandchildren away from you. A millennium! Jesus Christ, man has only been able to keep time for two of the mother fuckers.
India and Pakistan, China and North Korea, USA and even Israel all have these nuclear weapons . . . and guess when this wasn't a problem for innocent civilians who didn't give a shit about any of their politics?
Yep, that's right, back in the primitive.
There also wasn't some rapper telling us how to dress and what vodka to drink because MTV crowned him the 'standard' that month.
There wasn't some talk-show host pushing a pill onto women that contained chemicals causing cancer. Lose weight while you sleep? How ideal! Let's sneak into Rosie's palace and shove some down her fuckin' throat 'til she chokes on bile or coughs up the last 19 Twinkies she didn't feel like giving an absurd amount of shelf-life to.
There wasn't a welfare system in place to act as an enabler for the lazy and undereducated.
There weren't cosmetics, which we all know turn your bitch from a 6 to an 8 while her self-esteem sadly rests somewhere near 4.1 in or out of the fuckin' bathroom mirror.
Sufficient health care didn't depend on your financial status and money couldn't buy you a bigger cock.
There weren't monopolizing corporations, STDs, bathhouses, over-populated regions of the country infested with idiots, colleges, billboards, commercials,
The L Word; fuck that show sucks, gay/dyke bars, parking tickets, TAXES . . .
governments. Send us back!
Course, there also weren't computers and video games in the primitive, so who the fuck am I to talk.
