So there's this group of cunt rag strippers out there who frequent the
www.stripperweb.com forum and really all they do is whine about strip club customers or the money they should be given, how they're strippers and not thieves, blah-blah fucking blah. It came to my attention that some chick on there had started a thread about catharticlament.com and suddenly within one day there were all these strippers and lame featured entertainers bitching about what a misogynistic, ugly, loser, desperate dumbfuck dj I am for having such a site that tells the truth about all of their asses . . . . but oh, I sometimes am able to make them chuckle enough to squirt some pee onto their open sores and sagging labia.
So naturally I check out the forum where all this is taking place and read everybody's post about my partner and I then offer up a rebuttal to defend the good ol' CLDC, and guess what??? Some fucking twat moderator DELETES the entire thread shortly after I make my very first post on the forum.
NAZIS
Good thing I'm not a moron or the thread would have been gone forever. Buckle up; you'll never see a group of pole sluts perpin' prissiness like this in life again.
Wait, there's more witless annotations that makes me want to jab strippers in the throat with their very own keyboard. Here's page 2.
Of course, you don't get to see my reply that apparently sparked the deletion of this thread, so here it is verbatim . . .
"I got word through my forum that you power puffs were here on your pedestals talking about catharticlament.com. It should be noted that I'm not nearly the asshole in person as portrayed on the site and is largely done for entertainment value. Now, I might be crude and obnoxious a lot of the time, but if I weren't, would anyone really stick around to read more? Likely not.
Also, my partner and I have been reading Maddox for years, and the formula works so I wouldn't consider it ripping him off. Least we forget Maddox has been doing this for an even decade while we at CLDC have just passed the one-year mark, so stop talking like moronic whores.
Finally, yes, I'm a strip club deejay in Milwaukee, whooptie-fuckin-do. And yes, I've dated a few strippers who've fucked me over, nothing shocking. What's interesting are the chicks on here saying I'm some ugly loser who can't have an attractive mate. That prompted me to update the myspace page with pictures of my fiance and I. Would hope it shuts you hating twits up, but who knows.
I'm sure I'll be back . . . and likely banned within the month. Bet on that."
Now, is there anything in those paragraphs that warranted deleting the entire thread on their precious forum? Fuck no. Fascist cunts. How about the one guy in there, dj rob or whatever, siding with the skirts. That's just great, man. I think they're bottling testosterone these days, unfortunately it's just not served in an appletini. Christ, what's the opposite of a faghag?
In fact, stripperweb can kiss so much of my fat ass, I wonder if I could ask the regulars of catharticlament to join their forum, maybe read through the stockpiles of bullshit on there and when you've finally become bored in a dazed blur of soft suicide and just can't tolerate their carp-shit input in any longer, just slam every topic you can on there with a catharticlament plug.
Please. If nothing else, I've given you laughter the last year. The least you can do is help me shit on this country-wide collection of dipshit daddy fuckers.
