Strippers are not human. They are a sub-species of the human female; a mutation in the female gene pool. I've seen strippers do and say some of the most fucked up things I have ever seen and/or heard, even causing the death of a good friend of mine.
Now, don't confuse your average, filthy, vile, pole humpin', crotch-jockey with REAL entertainers. Some dancers do possess common sense and intelligence, but those true professional entertainers only make up a small percentage of dancers. The true professionals don't concern me. I LOVE those girls. What I speak of is the "Strip Club Succubus".
I started in the adult entertainment industry in 98'. My brother got me a job as his
bar-back then I moved on to security. Bouncing put me right in the middle of the chaos of the strip club scene and it taught me to shove women off that pedestal I had placed them on for so long. Then I became a DJ, and it got even worse.
It's funny how desensitized I am to naked women now.
I've caught strippers fucking in the VIP room. I've seen an uncountable number of these bitches do bumps right in front of me like it's no big deal, even do a line off the table while we we're open. I've seen a stripper walk out of the dressing room smoking a blunt and bring it to the chick that's on stage during her set---bitch didn't even pass it to me!
I've seen girls piss in the trash can…..piss in the sink…..leave used baby wipes on the floor……panties containing discharge…..even used tampons. I walked one of our top champagne room sellers out to her car one night, and on the way back found a used condom on the ground…..yeah, it was full of jizz. Oh yeah, I forgot about the large splatters of DNA in the champagne rooms glowing underneath the black lights. I know crack-heads, heroin junkies, mothers supporting their kids AND their lazy, pimp/boyfriends, alcoholics, psycho bipolar crazy bitches, sleazy sick fucks, and a few people that I consider good friends.
A couple of those good friends are no longer living because of the drug and alcohol scene. One of those good friends died because one of these bitches decided to rob one of the customers and not do what she said she would do and instead informed the bouncers that the guy needed to leave, causing that person to shoot my friend. Fuck that fucking cunt whore. If it wasn't for her, then that shit wouldn't have happened. I guess I can blame her and the business. They both played a part in the death of a good person.
So, I believe that I deserve the right to call a whore, a whore. Most strippers want what they want, and they want it now; whether it's a bag of coke, a shot, or that special song that's going to show everybody in the crowd just exactly what kind of a dirty whore that they are: a ghetto, dirty whore . . . a redneck, dirty whore . . . or just your plain-old filthy slut.
I'm not going to lie…I've crammed a few. I dated a dancer for two years. I make good money, but my pride is tested every shift I work. The only pleasure I get is counting my money at the end of the night and the occasional nut I get to bust. Alas, without skanky strippers, there wouldn't be any good entertainers. But, I still think that pole is a magnet for stupid bitches…….and whores.