There was this stripper I was "seeing," and she wasn't that smart. In fact, I'm pretty sure she never graduated high-school, however she found some intelligence in my penis on select evenings, so she passed a deejay's curriculum, so I might have even let her sleep over a few times, big deal.
Now, the funny part is that she wouldn't let me piss on her. I mean, for real, this stripper would not let me piss on her no matter what, and believe me, I traditionally urinate on every girl I shower with.
We showered together well-over 10 times and while she was under the showerhead, I'd always tease her, "I'm gonna pee on the back of your leg," and she freaked-the-fuck-out every time, simply because of my piss possibly grazing her in the shower. In the shower, dude!! How fucked is that??
Might have been 5 times she actually pulled the shower curtain over and hopped out the shower, afraid I was seriously going to piss on her back/leg---that's how afraid she was of my piss. I'm not embellishing; she
jumped out of the tub.
I can't write it any clearer; this chick was terrified of urine, and I don't think it had anything to do with me personally or the yellow/clear stream that could have shot out of my dick onto her then directly afterwards been rinsed off by the water.
The good part is coming, but you have to remember this stripper was completely scared of being peed on . .
HOWEVER . . .
She did suck dick once in a while.
She even sucked it from a limp-soft cock into a hard one, and maybe 3 times within the month I actually came in her mouth. She wasn't the greatest dick-sucker, but it seems when a chick has a fine ass, everything sexually is amplified.
NOW . .
The FUNNIEST part about this is that she had no idea that the pre-jack that was seeping into her mouth for the first 12 minutes of those blow-jobs was roughly 63% urine.
In fact, the stripper had told me my pre-jack was, "sweet."
I never told her that pre-ejaculation is mostly urine; disposed out the penis as so it doesn't corrupt the actual load of semen when the nut busts . . . ya know, because of when it shoots where it was meant to go: to purely impregnate a bitch that will fuck up 90% of the time over the next 18.9 years.
That is funny shit!
She might be sucking cock to this very day, totally unaware she's swallowing the very substance she wouldn't even accept onto her exterior.