Those demimondes at
Stripperweb finally did something right: they made me a new friend. I received a few E-mails from a dancer/manager in South Carolina about how the pole-twirling sluts perpin' prissiness over at the ol' Web fucked over yet another person. I needn't explain as I'm all about actual facts. Here it is verbatim:
If nothing else I want more companies that are associated with the stripping industry to beware of stripperweb.com. I should have known when only 2 people had advertised in the classified section that something was wrong. After the Job hiring add was posted they began a string of disrespectable post and started drama; bitched and complained the entire thread.
They even posted a stripclublist.com review site and were encouraging people to give my club bad ratings, even though they had never stepped foot or worked at the WILD WILD JOKER. They didn't care how many single moms were dependent on the WILD WILD JOKER just to feed there kids. I asked several times if it could be possible to pull the thread. We Did not want to advertise on a site that encouraged slander on other companies but to no avail, I asked if they could only allow private messages since most classifides are not run as post/discussion boards but to no avail.
Finally I had enough I said if you won't pull the thread I will make it so you don't have any choice but to pull it. I got overly rude with every girl that complained and told them this is why no one post in the classified section, No one wants to hire a bitch, in the end it took threatening to get an attorney, and sue them for slander and potential loss of business due to the way the thread was managed.
This is when Stripperweb immediately pulled the thread, deleted my profile and banned me from stripperweb.com. I was feed up with the bitchy comments about how they wanted to make more money. I tried over and over to explain our prices to them; that how much money was dependent on how much they want to work.
We aren't going to hand you a bunch of money so you can sit there and look pretty. The nights I dance I make over a grand easy as the staff pretty much does the sale pitch for you. I explained that the job is for one girl but if your already complaining about the job and you haven't even set foot in the establishment or worked here that it's best they not apply as we felt that majority of stripperweb.com's referrals from that site did not show respect or care for anyone but themselves.
This was the first add we have ran in years. Most women have been at the WILD WILD JOKER for years, when they retire out of dancing they usually end up bar-tending, managing or waitress at the WILD WILD JOKER.
We're known world wide as the oldest strip club in Charleston, SC. We have the longest standing regulars (some that have been coming in since the doors opened over 50yrs ago). The company is still owned by the same family. We will still hire any girl who really needs the help as they seem to appreciate The WILD WILD JOKER and the money more. Plus we teach the girls a lot of traditions that were passed down from other dancers that they can't get anywhere else.
The customers and all of our employees would agree that we are the cheers of strip clubs. It becomes your weird dysfunctional family you never want to leave and when you do, you always leave having had a wild fun experience that always makes you want to come back to see what other wild & crazy thing will happen next.
So then I got another E-mail from Ivy. I think it's ironic yet deserving.
Hi Z.
After they deleted me I went in under another name to see if the post was still up. It came up administrator error thread has been deleted. Then somehow they found out that it was me and I was immediately banned again Twice in the same day. I've got something funny to add to the story. One of the girls posted in the thread our section on stripclublist.com telling them to give us bad ratings and bash our business. Those dumb whores went on there and said I sucked her dick. I couldn't help but laugh because they just got us so many customers by doing that. We really have cleaned up the place but nothing increases business in a strip club like a dirty reputation. God bless those dumb circus titty whores. Here is the link.
I needn't go into details about my personal experience with
Stripperweb.com. I think I've elaborated enough with my fine post
here.
And Ivy's situation isn't a sole repercussion of the ol' Web's bullshit. Check this thread I've taken off my own
forum---ya know, the one where FREE SPEECH still exists---by a solid contributor.
Pryce, a man by the way, has been shutting down threads left and right trying to keep order in his hen house of "in your face fuck you I'm gonna do what I want to do" ... eh ... participants. But what I really want to point out, is for a web site full of "I don't need a man" and "Men have no control over me" dingbats - THE FINAL AUTHORITY IS... A MAN.
These stupid airheads like to think they are organizing and making the site happen. However, these bitches can't even organize a protest against city hall for their own good. Get a crowd of strippers together greater than three - guaranteed drama in some form or manner. The person who really started and got the site put together... A MAN.
Who is the person who finds the software, gets the computers running, pays for the domain? I will tell you what - it isn't the "never rode the short bus because they dropped out of school" chicks he loves to surround himself with. (Recently divorced - apparently he tires of them too.) Was it these group of girls who have to compliment each other and broadcast to the world about how smart they are studying to be school teachers and nurses? Nope. It was A MAN. Are these "We make sooo much money" panty-less aristocrats in stripper shoes paying shit for the site? Nope. It is A MAN.
Stripper web is so much like a strip club it's funny. Filled with cheap lying catty whores who can't get along with each other who all think they are the shit that makes the world go round... All fundamentally made possible by... A MAN.
Stripperweb is fuckin' up. I get all sorts of threads on my
forum; E-mails throughout the months about how this conglomeration of fascists don't want to associate with people whose opinions differ from theirs. That's horseshit. If this keeps going, Stripperweb is going to increasingly taint their supposed immaculate image with roamers and floaters on their miniscule corner of the Internet, which is fine because that's more action at CLDC.
I haven't the facts, but I bet
my stripper girlfriend's clit that Stripperweb was formed by some dumb-fucking southerner accustomed to hearing nonsense like Alan Jackson all goddamn day. Fucking hicks. Fucking stupid bitch-male, drawl-having, mountain of maggot shit, spit cup fluffer of sheep. Just a a real winner in the 'free cheese' line during Winter and a ribbon-collector come the local chili cook-off in Summer; a real permanent-stain-on-the-overalls kinda bitch-male who personally knows the lead singer of Primus, ya know?
However, I'm here to help the legally lame. I'm here to help bitches better themselves, actually. I think Stripperweb can create a new impression of themselves simply by altering their logo, and if they're too fucking stupid to unveil innovation on their own, I happen to have some creative brain cells Corona hasn't killed yet. Feel free to use these refined logotypes at your leisure on your homepage (that doesn't let anyone in the forum unless they register, dipshits.)
This would suggest you know what you're all babbling about, while at the same time inform visitors heartburn is possible from cum-guzzling. Trick.
You can have this one and basically tell new members what your current contributors are already under the belief of. It's a boldfaced lie, but ya know, what's another one gonna hurt?
This is a solid choice. It suggests that even though you're all victims, you can still permeate your righteousness as if it were gospel.
This is your current faith; you bitches just don't advertise it. If you're going invariantly practice your gibberish, make it renowned that you are all Hitlers and we're merely a flock of peasant Jews bowing to your bandwidth.
And finally, my personal favorite, which I hope all you vainglorious savants are drawn to more than a line of cocaine:
But I have to add: Stripperweb, anyone who isn't a mere kick-start from a lobotomy really shouldn't identify with your routine of dismissing text-like irritations onto your eyes. You're all fucked beyond belief. None of you bitches/male moderators surmount to a pile of digested carp shit in the filthiest section of the Mississippi. Those who kiss your ass online are likely so far under the credit debt they wouldn't snail-mail a Paypal donation to you even if passenger pigeons still existed. They're morons.
They are stupid people. I mean really fucking stupid!
For real. They are fucking retarded bitches who somehow get by from the mercy of other stupid humans before 2:00 a.m. hits. Their birth certificates might as well have been printed on toilet paper.
That's the best way I can put it.
Whoever reads Stripperweb and walks away feeling like they've mentally gained something should just intravenously inject themselves with massive amounts of potassium chloride and hope that maybe some family members get reimbursed after their death.
Stripperweb, I'm sorry to break it to ya, but you're just a balloon of useless air. You're like a bronze medal that "special" olympians feel good about for 12 hours until some abnormally large curd of cheese drops on their dinner plate then they forget about you while farting it out.
And yes, when I said "special" I meant "retarded."
Z. Stripperweb, your move.
Addendum: "What I've learned FROM Stripperweb." - - RobotMonster.
I learned that stripping is "just a job" and boyfriends should get over it. Until dad or the brother walk through the strip club's doors - then they are creepy if they stick around. But - you know - it's just a job.
I learned that if a boyfriend wants her to quit - then he's jealous and insecure. Of course, he is not allowed to go into strip clubs. After all, he wouldn't be going there because it's his job.
If a stripper meets a guy in a strip club - he immediately is a low life loser. Even if it is once and even if he is in a $2,000 suit.
If you call her shit - you're an asshole.
If you're nice to her - you're a sucker.
Even though she is a woman who will pull down her panties in public for a dollar and then proceed to lie to a man about how much she likes him - sometimes for months at a time - and don't even get me started on the sugar daddy suckers - she should be allowed to be an elementary school teacher or a child care provider. After all, tits, ass and lies are all one needs to learn in life right?
Liberated strippers want these jobs: Teacher, Child Care Worker, or Nurse. Maybe they might go so far as "Marriage Counselor" (LOL!!! TOO AWESOME!!!) Usually they end up being a waitress or cashier. Like I said "Liberated."
Strippers like to obtain as much credit as possible (from Dollar Den advice) and then file bankruptcy when it is due (from Dollar Den advice.) Or just disappear. It's really awesome when she has swooned some sucker to co-write the account with her. To bad suckerrrrrrr! ("I don't understand why they are so angry at me! Don't they know I don't have any money!?!?! Thats why I needed credit!")
Strippers make so much money. (That is why they are always in debt.) Everyone knows they make $200 an hour (whispering) three minutes at a time. "I mean if I multiply it out it's a $200 an hour! Sounds good that way!" Like I know some people who "won" money in Las Vegas but won't tell you how many quarters they stuffed in the slots.
No way will a stripper actually date a man who actually makes more than she does. This would shatter her world. If you want a stripper, then you are actually a part time potato chip bagger at UNI wishing you could get "more hours."
Strippers lie. They lie to their families. They lie to their boyfriends. They lie to their co-workers. They lie to themselves. And finally, they lie to their customers. Whom they have somehow rationalized "want to be lied to."