Strippers have let us down, man. I was supposed to have 4 new posts on April 1st, at least two of which were going to be new videos.
First, I finally convinced this one stripper to allow me to inject Patron up her asshole on camera. I went out and bought the Fleet enemas, a turkey baster and a bottle of Patron for this whore. She cut out after work one night and I didn't get to film it, thusly you and I were let down by a stripper.
Second, not many of you are aware of this, but I have a Chucky doll, (from the Child's Play movies.) Throughout the years I've been drunk up in the deejay booth and had brought Chucky to work with me. Ya know, sometimes I'd dance with him, dangle the doll out the booth as to make people laugh, and sporadically I'd get enough liquor in me to flat-out just hurl Chucky on stage toward whatever stripper was up, which were all good times.
Well, last week this one chick agreed to bring in one of her strap-on dildos, put it on Chucky and fuck the doll on camera after hours. It'll be beautiful once it happens because it's going to take place on the stage, but has yet to happen because one just cannot depend on a stripper for jack shit.
And finally, this other chick and I are supposed to go to the porn store. I'm to buy her a male blow-up doll and she is to purchase a fake pussy for myself (one of those good ones with entire ass.) The plan was to go to our separate residencies and fuck our new toys, then come back to my place and give a full review on camera as to how our new "friends" worked out. Then she and I would likely be so drunk we would inevitably make the toys have sex on camera while we made noises in the background. It's gonna be funny as Hell once it happens . . . but as of yet, another woman has let me down.
In time, I hope to get all of this accomplished. I feel bad because I honestly don't have the 4 posts I'd originally promised, therefore I've lied, and I only do that to ex-girlfriends I want to fuck again.
Forgive me. (The readers, not you whores.)